"Do you think the shootings was a plot devised by Joss Whedon in order to foil the box office numbers for TDKR? It seems like it worked, with premieres closing down and all."
"“Troll Scholar”? And she has a PhD? That’s fucking HILARIOUS.
“Forget 9gag, forget 4chan, forget anything related to the internet. Be in the real world with this one.”
I agree. Forget aalllll about 4chan and 9gag."
Most of 'em are a lot less safe for work, but it's a bit of a smile none the less. Go read for yourself if interested.
"...I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit...."