=============================================== ========= Peasant's Quest Walkthrough ========= ========= By: Shaun 'Dingo' McKinnon ========== =================== V 1.0a ==================== =============================================== You are Rather Dashing. A Peasant how has returned from his vacation to Scalding Lake to find his house, BURNINATED. You now swear vengence on TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR for ruining your worldly possesions. This is your quest. You start at the base of Mt. Trogdor. Their is a Knight present. If you TALK to him, he will tell you that you are not allowed up the mountain untill you satisfy three things. You must look, smell, and be on fire like a peasant. Unfortunatly currently you do not have any of these things, but no worries :) First things first. The game runs slow. You can speed it up by pressing + a bunch of times. Now that that is settled, you need a MAP. To obtain the map, head on over to your BURNINATED thatched roof cottage. Direction: Down, Left, Left, Left Walk inside your cottage, and LOOK. It will tell you everything is burnt. However if you LOOK COTTAGE you will find out that their is a little unBURNINATED peice of paper. TAKE PAPER get's you the MAP, which you can bring up my typing MAP at any time. Now that you know where you are going, time to talk to go rock hunting. Directions: Right You are at the lake. Go up to the small outcropping of rocks (little grey dots on the shore), and GET PEBBLES. They will come in handy later. With PEBBLES securley in your grasp, you must now venture forth to your first (and only) side quest. Directions: Right, Down Ah another lovely cottage. You notice some berry tree's around it. If you go up to each tree and GET BERRIES you get the SUPER TRINKET. This is another handy item. Now go into the cottage by typing OPEN DOOR. Here you have a lovely dirt floor home, featuring a haystack bed, and for some reason a SHELF. Oh yeah and a women and her baby. If you TALK, you try and tell her who you are, when she cuts you off. She gives you a sob story about her husband being squished by TROGDOR and the RICHES she got from the insurance company were stolen by the Jhonka. She tells you if you steal them back for her, she will give you something great. Once you get your mind out of the toilet as to what her pixelated person is going to give you, you should head on over to the SHELF and LOOK SHELF. It will tell you that their is CHICKEN FEED on it. TAKE FEED, and you get a rather disturbing nugget of info about yourself. Once you leave the cottage, you have to start your mission of obtaining RICHES. Naturally this begins with PEBBLES. Direction: Down, Left You enter a screen with a well. The well has a BUCKET and CRANK to get stuff. If you try and USE CRANK you will find that it's stuck. So if you PUT PEBBLES IN BUCKET the thing will spiral down to the bottom of the well. Now you can USE CRANK. Once the BUCKET comes all the way back up you get the MONSTER MASKUS. This nasty little ditty would even scare a HORSE. With MASKUS squarly in hand, you must now venture forth to Mendelev the Archer. Direction: Down If you TALK to Mendelev he will tell you about his brother Dongolev, and how they used to run a business together. If you run into him, you should greet him by saying HALDO. Strange family. You can find Dongolev in the hidden glen. Direction: Left, Left, Up On this screen you will find a cross between an ant eater and a mule. This of course is Gary the Horse. If you LOOK you will find that he is rather old but don't you dare try and KICK him. Just SCARE HORSE. Donning the MONSTER MASKUS you scare the willies out of poor Gary, and he breaks through the fence. Now onto the hidden glen. Direction: Left Here you find Dongolev. He is arching away. Well, go on, say HALDO. Dongolev recognizes the freakish secret code of his brother, and buggers off to go start the archery business again. Before you leave, it would be a good idea to TAKE ARROW from the tree. Now that you have an ARROW, and know of a new archery game in town, why not try your hand at it. So you should head back over their. A quick check on MAP shows where it is. Direction: Right, Right, Down If you walk up and TALK to the brothers, they inform you that if you give them a SUPER TRINKET you can play as much as you want. This comes in handy cause the bow can be a tricky weapon to master. [/sarcasm] Just go ahead and GIVE TRINKET. It will auto load the game for you. The game itself isn't all that hard, all you have to do is look at the wind sock, it has 5 stages. Straight Left, Sorta Leftish, Centre, Sorta Rightish, and Straight Right. Based on where the Wind Sock is, you gotta base your shot. Using the legs of the target as a guide, move your bow with the ARROW KEYS. If the sock is Straight Left then you should move your bow all the way Right to the edge of the wooden leg of the target. If the sock is Sorta Rightish then you should move your bow to the inside edege of the left wooden leg. The firing mechanism is remaniscant of any golfing game. If you hit SPACE once it starts the arrows moving up and down. What you must do is hit SPACE again when the left arrow is on the RED LINE. The right arrow keeps moving all the way up, and then back down. On it's way down when it cross' the RED LINE hit SPACE again. This should launch the arrow perfectly. You only need 3 bulls eye's, and you get five arrows. If you do not get 3 bulls eye's, just PLAY again untill you do. Once you complete the game you get the SUPERTIME FUNBOW (TM). If at anytime during the game you aren't sure of what you have, just INV and a list will pop up. At this time you should have an ARROW, CHICKEN FEED, SUPERTIME FUNBOW (TM), and MONSTER MASKUS. Items that you HAD but no longer HAVE are in grey. Right now in grey you should have the PEBBLES, and the SUPER TRINKET. Oh yeah and a whole bunch of ???. Well, now that you have a BOW and ARROW it's time to go HUNTING. Guess what you going to hunt?... KERREK. If you haven't noticed, you have been avoiding a few screens on your voyage. This is to avoid KERREK. He is a big pig thing that will kill you. Now that you have the BOW and ARROW you can kill him. Direction: Left I would recommend going as far left as you can on this screen before meeting Kerrek, he usually appears in the far right. Direction: Up First, if their is no Kerrek here just go DOWN and then back UP. He has two possible screens he can appear in. Now that you are in the lair of the beast, USE BOW. This will slay him. Once the KERREK dies it begins to rain. Waltz on over to his stinking corpse, and TAKE BELT. This satisfies ONE requirment of being a peasant. YOU NOW STINK! Direction: Down Go play in the mud. NOW! Just walk over it and you fall in. We are now going to get you some RICHES. Direction: Left The Jhonka is a mean cave man thing, so you want to hide from him. Just HIDE in the fortunately placed HAY. Direction: Down The Jhonka doesn't even notice you as you are cleverly disguised as a moving, living, HAYSTACK. Anyway, just TAKE RICHES. Unfortunatly you disguise blows away, and the Jhonka questions you as to if YOU, RATHER DASHING, stole his RICHES. Just say NO and he is fooled. Time to give the women her RICHES back. Direction: Down, Right, Right, Right Once inside the cottage you GIVE RICHES. You find out the Women is actually a crook, and has tricked you into giving her the Jhonka's stolen RICHES. Oh well. She also gives you something great. Her kid. That's right, you are now lord and master of a drooling BABY. Thankfully this kid is like super kid. First thing you want to do with a new BABY you just got. TOSS HIM DOWN A WELL!. So, off to the well we go. Direction: Down, Left This is the WELL you got the MONSTER MASKUS from. Thankfully their is still something very tasty in it. Just PUT BABY IN BUCKET and then USE CRANK. You get a MEATBALL SUB. Now what lovely thing to do with your new BABY. Oh yeah, TOSS HIM IN A LAKE!!! Direction: Down, Down Once on the lake screen, you're going to want to go to about the same position the PEBBLES were at. Then TOSS BABY. The little bugger swims out and fetches you some cool, refreshing, SODA. Now that you've tried to kill the BABY twice, let's do something nice. FEED FISH. Direction: Right Go about the middle of the screen on the shoreline and FEED FISH. This will allow the INN KEEPER to catch some FISH and go back to work. Now that our good deed is over, let's get back to abusing the baby. Let's give him to the INN KEEPER. Direction: Right OPEN DOOR to the INN, and walk right up to the INN KEEPER. GIVE BABY and you will get some PILLS. Old man PILLS. Now that we have thrown our BABY down a well, tossed him into a lake, and tried to give him away, let's preform the coup de grace of horrible parenting. We are going to abandon him. Direction: Down, Left, Left, Left, Left Now you are at Naked Ned's cottage. Naked Ned is hiding in the tree one screen Right of his cottage, and as far as I can tell, does nothing. Once at the cottage, LOOK at it to find the loose stone, then MOVE STONE, and USE BABY. The BABY will crawl into the little hole, and open the door for you. Then he buggers off to live his life as he sees fit. Entering the cottage, you see a dresser. OPEN DRAWER to find a ROBE. TAKE ROBE and don't forget to CLOSE DRAWER. Then USE ROBE to now be DRESSED LIKE A PEASANT!!! We only have one final criteria for being labeled a PEASANT. To be ON FIRE!!! To acoplish this head back to the inn. Direction: Right, Right, Right, Right, Up OPEN DOOR to the Inn, and go up to the INN KEEPER to GET A ROOM. You stay the night, but his bed sucks, so you wake up. When you wake up you notice the pantry is open. Mosey on over their LOOK PANTRY. You see Old Man Rub, and some HORSE GREASE. Stay AWAY from the old man rub, and GET GREASE. The jar falls on your head, and you are disoriented. The directions are a bit different, but you get used to them, just get out of the INN. Once you are highly flameable. THis is GREAT. Direction: Down See the fire, become one with the fire. Set yourself on fire by walking up to the latern that's burning. NOW you can ascend the moutain, because you ARE A PEASANT. Back to Mt. Trogdor Direction: Up, Up Talk to the knight again, and he lets you by. Go right on up Direction: Right When heading right, you get a bit of humour most people today won't get. *sigh* Anyhow, now you are at the base of the mountain. You must CLIMB CLIFF to get to the top. Rocks and birds try to knock you down but it's not too hard. Once atop the cliff, enter TROGDOR's OUTER SANCTUM!!! Here you will be assaulted with three questions ala Monty Python. However, since you have the MEATBALL SUB, SODA, and PILLS you don't have to answer any of them, and you get points too. w00t. Just GIVE the guy what he asks for and in return you get yourself a TROGSHIELD, TROGHELMUT, and TROGSWORD. If you check your INV you notice one spot missing. This appears to be a CRUEL and HEARTLESS joke by the 'boys' because, as you know, in an adventure game one must get ALL the ITEMS!!!. It's nothing. Continue on to fight the WINGALING DRAGON!!! Once inside his Chamber, THROW SWORD. THis will wake the sleeping DRAGON. Once he is at his full height, you TALK TROGDOR. You inform him you are here to kill him, cause well yeah you don't like him and stuff. He then informs you, that he's indestructable in a generated Stephen Hawking voice. He congratulates you on being so brave, and BURNINATES you to the ground. However you have 150pts, and you have won the game. You also get a nifty statue erected in your honour. Their is ALOT of humour in this game that I didn't go into. You should talk to everybody, and try all kinds of stuff to really enjoy the game. I especially like the old computer gags, but that's because I grew up on adventure games. I hope this was helpful for you. Dingo http://www.blasphemyonline.vze.com http://www.elitebastards.com